Chile, I don’t know where to start… Its just like L&HH ATL didn’t take a break-we picked right back up where we left off.
Last night, was the premiere of the most favorite ratchet reality show, L&HH ATL and boy did we love every part of the 60 minute episode. We were not even in the first 10 minutes of the premiere and I already had 30 questions. Welp, after seeing the cast basically still in the same position as last season, let me tell you what I think:
Why in the hell was Mimi at Stevie J’s house-all in his shower and his bed? Let me get this straight, you despise Joseline that much that you would rather move in with him, sleep in the same bed as she did, and play “Molly the Maid” to this ninja and he basically pulled a Trinidad James on your ass and his side chick is now his main chick but your ass still there?! Awww ok…seems like she’s dumb as ever. Talkin’ bout she staying there for her daughter-child quit bullsh-n with yourself. Mimi know she is staying there because she still wants to be on Stevie J’s bus. She got that Rosa Parks spirit-she ain’t getting off.
I love me some Ms. Joseline Hernandez hunni. Joseline done got her some money, new weave, better make-up and you can’t tell her nothing baaaby. The Puerto Rican princess don’t give a d-n. This season Steebie J ain’t sending her “bak to the stri clu (in my Joseline voice).” She loves to have sess and she is still in love with her furos. Chile, you can’t tell her nothing. This chick so out the box she walks in with that purple furo looking like she borrowed it from one of them queens honey. Joseline may be my fave this season because she ain’t goin’. She walked in and called Mimi “Molly The Maid,” Lawd…LOL
K.Michelle is working on her album. She says she’s a mixture between Fergi and Jesus and she is doing it hunni. *side eye*K. was mad because Ariane had sex with Memphitz too, during a radio interview. I honestly don’t know why she was that mad, but I’m glad the two ladies were able to resolve the issue and kiss it out.
*Clap Clap Clap* I’m glad that Shay got her a new bundle of weave baaaby cuz hunni that mess she had last season was horrendous. Anyway, why in the hell is Shay still worried about Scrappy’s pleather vest wearing a-s, I’on know but I do know that she needs to get over it. She gonna keep listening to Momma Dee and still end up looking like a fool. What kind of golden tip does he have cuz she can’t get over it.
I’on know why Scrappy acting like he has never heard of a budget. I mean dude was really acting brand new. How ’bout they buy some furniture with that empty a-s room because that ain’t cute. I mean, they more worried about clothes than that echo in their house. Chile…they got some money and don’t know hot to act. I’m glad Erica’s mom got a new hairstyle but she may not want to put a relaxer in it for about 6-8 weeks because that ish is thin as wax paper.
Momma Dee, Lawd…Why does she still have the same weave from the first episode of last season? She still won’t let Scrappy handle his own and be with Erica. She really needs to be more focused on that weave and a makeover. I mean, Momma Dee cool and all but what she is doing just ain’t right. As you can see, everyone is still up to the same ole’ same ole’. I told you its just like the cameras never stopped rolling.
This show has to be scripted. I just don’t believe these folks really act like this in real life…Either way, I’m laughing all the way to the bank!
Tune in next week on VH1 @ 8/7C.
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